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We’re about to spoil 50 movies from 2012

Starting with this years nominees for best picture at the academy awards

In one take

In under X minutes

Starting now

1. The Artist – George and Peppy’s dance routine allows George to have a comeback in talkies, when he finally speaks, we hear he has a thick accent. 

2. Moneyball: The Twins defeats the A’s in the A.L.D.S.

3. The Help: Aibeleen is fired by Elizabeth after falsely being accused of stealing and Skeeter pursues her writing career.  

4. Midnight in Paris: Gil and Inez don’t end up together.  Once again, thank god for Woody Allen

5. War Horse – Albert rides Joey back to his family’s farm and returns the pennant to his fathr

6. Extremely close – Oskar’s mom called ahead to the people he went to visit and he finds a note from his father who died in 9/11 revealing he conquered his fear of riding a swing. 

7. Hugo – The children reconnect Georges with his past and a new generation comes to appreciate his work.

8. Decendnts – Matt makes peace with his dying wife for cheating on him and she is taken off life support. 

9. Tree of Life – This movie had everything from the universe beginning to dinosaurs to pretentious statements on society to the earth being incinerated by the sun.  It’s too complex to spoil. 

10. Transformers: Sam blows up Starscream and obliterates the space bridge, destroying Cybertron in the process. Optimus defeats Sentinel and Megatron.

11. Twilight: Breaking Dawn: Edward turns Bella into a vampire. 

12. The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo: Martin is a serial killer and Harriet is alive.  Then the movie goes on for far too long showing Lisbeth stealing money and not ending up with Mikael.  

13. Hangover 2: The guys find Teddy, Stu marries Lauren with her father’s blessing and Mike Tyson sings!

14. Bridesmaids:  Annie reconciles with Lillian and serves as her maid of honor.  And Annie and Roy from the IT Crowd end up together! 

15. Just Go With It: Kathryn and Danny end up together!

16. Zookeeper: Griffin and Kate end up together!

17. Jack & Jill: Jill and Felipe end up together!

18. No Strings Attached: Adam and Emma start a real relationship.

19. Friends with Benefits: Dylan and Jamie start a real relationship. Why the hell are there remakes! That wasn’t a remake it was just pretty much the same movie done in the same year.

20. The Muppets: Oh, anyways, The Muppets get their theater and studio back!

21. Tyler Perry’s Madea’s Big Happy Family: Cora learns that Leroy is not her father after taking a paternity test on “Maury.”

22. New Year’s Eve: Paul and Ingrid kiss.  Jensen reconciles with Laura.  Elise fills in for Jensen and kisses Randy. Even though Griffin and Tess have their baby before James and Grace, they give up the bonus because James and Grace have three children. Hailey ends up Times Square and kisses Seth. Sam discovers that Kim was the mystery woman from last New Year.  We all die a little inside from these unrealistic romance movies.   

23. Green Lantern: Hal defeats Parallax, returns to Earth, and hooks up with Carol, triggering his divorce from Scarlet Johansson.  

24. Captain America: Captain America defeats the Red Skull and crashes into a Glacier.  He awakens 70 years later under the supervision of Nick Fury, and soon will join the Avengers. 

25. Thor: Loki is thwarted by Thor who destroys the bridge making him unable to return to earth but an appearance by Nick Fury shows Loki is back and soon will join the Avengers!

26. The Green Hornet: The Green Hornet and Kato avenge the murder of the Green Hornet’s father.

27. X Men: First Class – The X-men help prevent the Cuban missle crisis, while Magneto turns from his friends and accidentally had a part in paralyzing Professor X

28. Puss in Boots: Puss saves the town!  

29. Cowboys & Aliens: Jake, The Colonel, and Ella defeat the aliens and save the town!  

30. Drive: The Driver rides off into the sunset, his fate unknown.  

31. Fast Five: Brian and Dom drive off with the money

32. Dolphin Tale: Winter is given a gel which allows him to swim comfortably with his prosthetic tail.  And the hospital saved!  

33. Hop: E.Band Fred are named co-Easter Bunnies and Easter is saved!

34. The Smurfs:  Papa Smurf is rescued and Gargamel is hit by a bus.  

35. Alvin and the Chimpmunks: Chipwrecked: The chipmunks escape the volcano and arrive in time to perform at the International Music Awards. DUH 

36. Tower Heist: The tower is heisted.  DUH.

37. Rise of the Planet of the Apes: Caesar learns to talk and leads an ape rebellion while the virus spreads throughout the human population, paving the way for the apes to take over the planet.  

38. Justin Bieber: Never Say Never: Bieber fever spreads throughout the human population, paving the way for the apes to take over the planet.  I mean, we see how Bieber rose to game. 

39. Contagion:  A vaccine is developed and Alan is revealed to be a fraud.  

40. Paranormal Activity 3: Daniel discovers that the women are all witches and is killed by Lois.  

41. Bad Teacher: Elizabeth becomes the school’s guidance counselor and starts dating Russell.    

42. Real Steel: Zeus defeats Atom but Atom is declared “the people’s champion”

43. 50/50: Adam defeats cancer and starts dating Katie

44. Battle: Los Angeles: Nantz and his squad cause the aliens to flee the Earth.   

45. Super 8: The creature which had been ransacking the town for spare parts, rebuilds its spaceship and flies home.  

46. Immortals: Theseus and Hyperion kill each other but Theseus is resurrected as a god.

47. Tintin:  Tintin and The Captain discover Sir Francis’ hat which is filled with treasure.  They then find a scroll which reveals the location of the next treasure.   

48. Sherlock Holmes 2: Holmes defeats Moriarty but Holmes is believed to be dead, until Watson receives a package containing the breathing device that Holmes used to stay alive.  

49. Mission Impossible – Julia’s death was staged, and Brandt stays on and the team head off to their next mission.  

50. Harry Potter: Deathly Hallows 2: And finally – Harry kills Voldemort.. And more people die including Tonks, Lupin, Snape, Bellatrix, and Fred Weasley.  Also Harry and Ginny end up together and Ron and Hermione end up together… 

and they have kids! – 

Didn’t we spoil this already? Yes, but that was in the BOOK spoilers, this was the MOVIE spoilers.

 Ohhhh. 

This has been a year we never could have predicted. The support from all of you out there allows us to do what we love - create. The success we’ve achieved is not possible without all of you, and we do not and will not ever take it for granted. We hope this only the beginning to success in our careers, and our dreams becoming a reality 

This is a new media, and a whole new way to be entertained. Together we are paving the way for the future, where the idea of creators, actors, directors, etc. being so removed from their audience or being “above them” does not exist and we hope to lead the way for it to never be that way again. 

We’re in this together, and are very excited for what 2012 will bring. We have been given the opportunity to create a HUGE scripted comedy experience launching in the spring on a brand new YouTube channel, and will be growing our production company to continue bringing you weekly content including new series and old favorites throughout the year. It’s going to be a lot of work, but know it will be worth it.

Stay tuned for a vlog (WHAT! From us?) later next week to give you more info on what to expect in 2012 from us Fine Brothers. A sincere thanks and Happy New Year to you all we hope we do a good enough job of letting you know we appreciate your viewership and support of all the series we produce. 

-Benny & Rafi Fine

For those of you who have trouble understanding how fast we talk - here is the script to the recent video, 50 YouTube Spoilers in 4 minutes.

Double Rainbow- Paul Bear Vasquez freaks out and cries over seeing a double rainbow all the way across the sky. So intense!

Friday – It’s Friday, she chooses the back seat, and has fun at the party in the worst music video of all time.

Leeroy Jenkins- While playing world of warcraft one of the players yell “leeeeeeroy Jenkins” and leads his team to their death.

Leave britney alone – Chris Crocker freaks out and cries telling people to leave Britney Spears alone after her poor performance at the 2007 MTV Music Awards .

Antoine Dodson- Antoine goes on quite the impassioned rant on a news report against a rapist he saved his sister from.

Sneezing Baby Panda- The Panda sneezes… duh!

Charlie Bit My Finger- His brother charlie bites his finger… duh!

Edgar’s fall- Edgar falls…duh!

Don’t taze me bro- The student gets tased… duh!

The otters hold hands… duh.  Actually rafi/benny otters do this to keep together in the rough seas it isn’t romantic or cute its nature - STOP RUINING THE CUTENESS!

Inmate Thrilled Dance- Over 1,500 inmates do perfect choreography to Michael Jackson’s Thriller in their prison yard.

Gingers do have souls –An angry red haired teen declares to the world that gingers have souls.

Afro ninja- A guy hits his head during a backflip, then gets up and tries to use his nunchucks but falls again.

HaHaHa- A baby laughs over and over at various noises made by his father off camera.

Baby laughs at ripping paper – A baby laughs over and over every time paper is ripped.

Talking twin babies – Twin babies talk have a full conversation with each other in baby language.

Little kid trying to say blood- A little boy keeps saying blood in a funny way and gets upset at his parents for laughing.

I don’t like you mommy- A 3 year old boy only loves Mommy when she gives him cookies, not all the time.

What are you gonna do to the monster- a 3 year old girl says she’ll kick the monster’s ass if he comes because he will kick her ass otherwise.

Girl cries for Bieber- A 3 year old girl cries her eyes out because she loves justin bieber

Where in the hell is matt-  Matt does the same dance all around the world.

JK Wedding Dance- The wedding party does a choreographed dance to a Chris Brown song while coming down the aisle.

Breakdancing kick- A breakdancer kicks a little girl by mistake, flipping her through the air.

Evolution of Dance- A guy does a dance routine comprised of the most popular dances of all time.

Trapped in an elevator- he gets out of the elevator after 41 hours

Dramatic Chipmunk- a Chipmunk turns dramatically to the camera.. but it’s not a chipmunk, it’s a prairie dog!

Badgers badgers – A song about animated badgers, mushrooms, and a snake that loops and nothing else happens.

Peanut butter jelly time – An animated banana in sun glasses bounces in place set to a song that loops and nothing else happens.

Nyan cat – An animated cat with a poptart body flys through the stars with a rainbow coming out of its butt set to a song that loops and nothing else happens.

Noah photos himself- Noah took a picture of himself every day from ages 19-25 then posted them all in a video.

Charlie the unicorn – Charlie is convinced to go to candy mountain and gets his kidney stolen.

Tom Cruise scientology video – Tom Cruise is insane

Charlie Sheen Winning video – Charlie Sheen is insane.

Aicha- Not really a spoiler but this guy will never get laid.

Lonelygirl15- A sweet young girl vlogs about her crazy life and it turned out to be fake.

Eharmony video bio – A girl keeps messing up her dating video by crying about how much she loves cats and it turned out to be fake.

Angry German Kid- A kid freaks out and destroys his keyboard over playing a computer game and it turned out to be fake.

Freak Out WafflePwn- A kid freaks out and takes off his clothes over his mom cancelling his world of warcraft account and it turned out to be fake.

Nintendo 64 kid- a kids freaks out, but this time with pure joy after getting a Nintendo 64 for Christmas

David After Dentist- David is drugged up after oral surgery and has a hilarious conversation with his father…thank god for parents exploiting their children for our enjoyment.

Ultimate dog tease – A guy does a voiceover making it seem like his dog’s mouth movements are saying how much he wants to eat.

Husky talking dog I love you – A dog makes noises that sound almost exactly like the words “I love you” over and over

Jacuzzi video- a woman has diarrhea in the hot tub and everyone runs for their lives.

Sittin on tha toilet – A woman sings a song about sitting on a toilet and she flushes.

Old Lady Punch- A woman goes over to another woman outside a courtroom and punches her in the face out of nowhere.

I Like Turtles- A reporter asks a kid about his zombie face paint and he answers “I like turtles” like an idiot, and we laugh at his stupidity because we’re such great people!

Fat kid on a rollercoaster- A fat kid screams over and over as he almost falls out of a roller coaster, and we all laugh at his terror because we’re such great people.

Star wars kid- a fat kid makes a fool of himself pretending to be a jedi and all laugh at him because we’re such great people!

Miss teen south Carolina- The contestant gives a stupid incoherent answer to a simple question and we all share her embarrassment with millions because we’re such great people!

Christian the lion- And finally, two guys raised a lion, then set him free, and when they reunite in the wild of Africa, the lion remembers them, they hug it out, and we all cry.