For those of you who have trouble understanding how fast we talk - here is the script to the recent video, 50 YouTube Spoilers in 4 minutes.
Double Rainbow- Paul Bear Vasquez freaks out and cries over seeing a double rainbow all the way across the sky. So intense!
Friday – It’s Friday, she chooses the back seat, and has fun at the party in the worst music video of all time.
Leeroy Jenkins- While playing world of warcraft one of the players yell “leeeeeeroy Jenkins” and leads his team to their death.
Leave britney alone – Chris Crocker freaks out and cries telling people to leave Britney Spears alone after her poor performance at the 2007 MTV Music Awards .
Antoine Dodson- Antoine goes on quite the impassioned rant on a news report against a rapist he saved his sister from.
Sneezing Baby Panda- The Panda sneezes… duh!
Charlie Bit My Finger- His brother charlie bites his finger… duh!
Edgar’s fall- Edgar falls…duh!
Don’t taze me bro- The student gets tased… duh!
The otters hold hands… duh. Actually rafi/benny otters do this to keep together in the rough seas it isn’t romantic or cute its nature - STOP RUINING THE CUTENESS!
Inmate Thrilled Dance- Over 1,500 inmates do perfect choreography to Michael Jackson’s Thriller in their prison yard.
Gingers do have souls –An angry red haired teen declares to the world that gingers have souls.
Afro ninja- A guy hits his head during a backflip, then gets up and tries to use his nunchucks but falls again.
HaHaHa- A baby laughs over and over at various noises made by his father off camera.
Baby laughs at ripping paper – A baby laughs over and over every time paper is ripped.
Talking twin babies – Twin babies talk have a full conversation with each other in baby language.
Little kid trying to say blood- A little boy keeps saying blood in a funny way and gets upset at his parents for laughing.
I don’t like you mommy- A 3 year old boy only loves Mommy when she gives him cookies, not all the time.
What are you gonna do to the monster- a 3 year old girl says she’ll kick the monster’s ass if he comes because he will kick her ass otherwise.
Girl cries for Bieber- A 3 year old girl cries her eyes out because she loves justin bieber
Where in the hell is matt- Matt does the same dance all around the world.
JK Wedding Dance- The wedding party does a choreographed dance to a Chris Brown song while coming down the aisle.
Breakdancing kick- A breakdancer kicks a little girl by mistake, flipping her through the air.
Evolution of Dance- A guy does a dance routine comprised of the most popular dances of all time.
Trapped in an elevator- he gets out of the elevator after 41 hours
Dramatic Chipmunk- a Chipmunk turns dramatically to the camera.. but it’s not a chipmunk, it’s a prairie dog!
Badgers badgers – A song about animated badgers, mushrooms, and a snake that loops and nothing else happens.
Peanut butter jelly time – An animated banana in sun glasses bounces in place set to a song that loops and nothing else happens.
Nyan cat – An animated cat with a poptart body flys through the stars with a rainbow coming out of its butt set to a song that loops and nothing else happens.
Noah photos himself- Noah took a picture of himself every day from ages 19-25 then posted them all in a video.
Charlie the unicorn – Charlie is convinced to go to candy mountain and gets his kidney stolen.
Tom Cruise scientology video – Tom Cruise is insane
Charlie Sheen Winning video – Charlie Sheen is insane.
Aicha- Not really a spoiler but this guy will never get laid.
Lonelygirl15- A sweet young girl vlogs about her crazy life and it turned out to be fake.
Eharmony video bio – A girl keeps messing up her dating video by crying about how much she loves cats and it turned out to be fake.
Angry German Kid- A kid freaks out and destroys his keyboard over playing a computer game and it turned out to be fake.
Freak Out WafflePwn- A kid freaks out and takes off his clothes over his mom cancelling his world of warcraft account and it turned out to be fake.
Nintendo 64 kid- a kids freaks out, but this time with pure joy after getting a Nintendo 64 for Christmas
David After Dentist- David is drugged up after oral surgery and has a hilarious conversation with his father…thank god for parents exploiting their children for our enjoyment.
Ultimate dog tease – A guy does a voiceover making it seem like his dog’s mouth movements are saying how much he wants to eat.
Husky talking dog I love you – A dog makes noises that sound almost exactly like the words “I love you” over and over
Jacuzzi video- a woman has diarrhea in the hot tub and everyone runs for their lives.
Sittin on tha toilet – A woman sings a song about sitting on a toilet and she flushes.
Old Lady Punch- A woman goes over to another woman outside a courtroom and punches her in the face out of nowhere.
I Like Turtles- A reporter asks a kid about his zombie face paint and he answers “I like turtles” like an idiot, and we laugh at his stupidity because we’re such great people!
Fat kid on a rollercoaster- A fat kid screams over and over as he almost falls out of a roller coaster, and we all laugh at his terror because we’re such great people.
Star wars kid- a fat kid makes a fool of himself pretending to be a jedi and all laugh at him because we’re such great people!
Miss teen south Carolina- The contestant gives a stupid incoherent answer to a simple question and we all share her embarrassment with millions because we’re such great people!
Christian the lion- And finally, two guys raised a lion, then set him free, and when they reunite in the wild of Africa, the lion remembers them, they hug it out, and we all cry.