Transcript - 50 YouTube Spoilers February 2014

Hi we’re the fine brothers

And consider yourselves warned

we’re going to spoil 50 of the web’s top videos from February of 2014.. and we promise to limit the Super Bowl Commercials to only the first 7

Remember you can watch all of them in full by clicking the playlist link in the description

we will do this in one take

in under four minutes

starting….NOW!

Bud Weiser Puppy Love- The dog and horse end up together! Well, not like that.  

Doberhuahua Superbowl - Doberman heads on Chihuahuas turn out to be a bad idea.  

Bob Dylan Chrysler Commercial- Bob Dylan tells us to buy a car.

Volkswagen Superbowl Wings - A dad tells his daughter when a volkswagon gets to 100,000 miles workers get wings, which messes everything up, then the daughter says when it hits 200,000, rainbows come out of their butts and well… apparently that’s true too.

Ian Up For Whatever Film- Ian agrees to be up for whatever, ends up in a limo with Reggie Watts, styled by Minka Kelly, meets Don Cheadle and a Llama in an elevator, plays table tennis against Arnold Schwarzenegger, and gets onstage with OneRepublic. buuuuut some people think this commercial is fake.

Soda Stream Superbowl Commercial - Scarlett Johansson takes off her jacket TO REVEAL…a dress.

Coca Cola Superbowl Ad - America the Beautiful gets sung in multiple languages and caused absurd racist and i guess nationalist controversy because we’re such great people!

Would You Give Your Jacket- Pedestrians give a freezing boy their warm clothing proving that sometimes we are, SUCH GREAT PEOPLE!

Sir Fedora– A kid with no Youtube subscribers makes a vlog of how excited he is to get 1 like on his video and asks to get 3-5 more. Reddit takes over and now he has 127,000 likes and nearly 83,000 subscribers. Sometimes the internet, has such great people. 

Mario Doorbell - It’s a Mario Doorbell… duh!

Shakira & Rihanna - Shakira and Rihanna shake their hips into over 150 million views! 150 MILLION VIEWS?!?! COME ON!!

Ice JJ Fish- Cringe levels reach an all time high from this video full of the most unusual singing and dancing we’ve seen in awhile. 

Let It Go Africanized version - The ever-popular Let It Go gets covered with an African twist.

Sam Tsui let it go - Sam Tsui mash up of Let It Go with Passenger’s “Let Her Go”

Let It Go Piano Guys- The Piano Guys mash up of Let It Go with Vivaldi’s Winter. Who would’ve thought all this Frozen stuff would still be so viral?!

Shanghai Towers- Two guys climb to the top of the second tallest building in the world! How they got down? The world may never know. 

Go Pro: Red Bull Stratos - Felix Baumgartner’s historic freefall gets a behind-the-scenes treatment and we still can’t keep our eyes off it. How did he get down? He jumped….holy fucking shit, what a fucking badass! 

Camera Falls from Airplane to Pig Pen - A camera falls out of a plane into a pig pen, where it nearly gets eaten by a pig!

Unconscious Skydiver - A skydiver gets knocked unconscious, gets saved mid-air, and lands with no recollection of the incident. 

How To Beat Flappy Bird - The phone gets smashed!

Elders React to Flappy Birds - Elders find Flappy Birds just as frustrating as all of us do.

Goats Balancing on steel ribbon - They all balance together! 

Cat tries to apologize - One cat tries to apologize to the other cat, gets ignored, and jumps him! DRAMA! 

Giant Panda enjoying snow fall - No that’s not toronto mayor rob ford rolling around in cocaine, thats a giant panda in the toronto zoo rolling around in the snow.

Squirrel hides nuts in dog - A squirrel mistakes fur for dirt and unsuccessfully buries his nut in a dog! 

Benedict Cumberbatch Sesame Street - The Count helps Benedict find out there are more apples than oranges, while everyone at home begs for the next season of Sherlock. 

Dumb Ways to Die Valentine - Valentine’s Day is a time to share your heart with who you love…..which is what literally happens in the video and what literally happened in a valentine’s day sketch we made back in 2007! 

Walking Dead Zombies Prank - People dress up as zombies and scare passerbys because it’s hilarious!!! …..Aaaaaand because it’s a ploy to get people to watch The Walking Dead.

Hungry Bear loose in NYC - Passerbys get spooked by a man in a bear suit because it’s hilarious!!!…..Aaaand because it’s a ploy to get people to buy Chobani Yogurt.

Ellen in Bruno Mars’ Ear- Not literally in his ear, Bruno just says everything Ellen tells him to through an earpiece.

Jay Leno’s Goodbye: Jay gives a tearful goodbye to the Tonight Show along with a farewell performance by Garth Brooks

Evolution of Hip Hop Dancing - Will Smith and Jimmy Fallon show off the history of hip hop dancing. 

Brian Williams Raps Rappers Delight - This Just In! Footage of Brian Willams gets edited together to sound like he is rapping Rappers Delight! 

Corvette Museum Sinkhole - A sinkhole swallows a collection of Corvettes!

Dale Hansen shares view on openly gay Missouri football player- A Texas news anchor voices his support for an openly gay Missouri football player.

Ellen Page’s Coming Out Speech - Ellen Page comes out as gay in a powerful speech.

my appeal to facebook- A father asks facebook to help him see his late son’s Facebook “Look Back” video.

I’m a Ukranian- A Ukranian woman makes a plea to the world of ridding the dictatorship in her country.

Dumb Starbucks - A man makes the smartest dumb idea by making a Starbucks parody cafe….buuuuuut turns out he was a celebrity doing it for a tv show and the store got shut down by health inspectors.

Wolf in Sochi - An olympian posts a video of a wolf roaming a hallway in Sochi, buuuut turns out it was another prank by Jimmy Kimmel. 

Pussy Riot attacked with whips by Sochi police - Russian punk group Pussy Riot attempts to perform under a Sochi Olympics sign only to be whipped by the police

Sochi Double Dash Speed Skating- This person made an olympics speed skating race look like a Mario Kart race! GREAT DECISION!

Star Wars Olympics- This person made Olympic tumbles look like AT-ATs caused them! GREAT DECISION!

Soccer Smashing Head- A soccer player celebrates a goal by smashing his head through the glass of the dugout earning him a red card. TERRIBLE DECISION! 

Anchor confuses Samuel L. Jackson w/ Laurence Fishbourne - The anchor asks Sam Jackson about his super bowl commercial, not realizing it was Laurence Fishbourne! The anchor tries changing the subject but Jackson won’t let him saying things like “we don’t all look alike”.

1,000 High Schoolers Sing National Anthem - 1,000 high school kids sing the star spangled banner in a giant hotel!

School Closing- A principal and drama teacher sing a weather announcement that school is closed to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody.

Durham Academy Weather Announcement - A principal and assistant principal rap a weather announcement that school is closed to the tune of Ice, Ice Baby. Where were all these cool teachers when we were in school??!?!

Honest Facebook Movie - A parody of the Facebook Look Back Videos reveals some hilarious and painful truths about social media networking.

Guy pulls out sign of Kiss Cam - And finally… A kiss cam shows a REALLY well prepared guy who pulls out a pre-made sign indicating it’s his sister beside him.